kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

(via shut-uhp)

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cumberbatshit:

breaking news everyone: to make up for the lack of representation in the media, queer people get an extra hour in the ball pit

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chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

(via hotboyproblems)

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  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
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rihenna:

jojo and hilary duff were like my queens back in the day

"Too little too late" and "So yesterday"

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bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

(via dickpicjpg)

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jesussbabymomma:

How do some of y’all take selfies at 3 in the morning with make-up STILL on……do y’all not bathe and wash your sins and dirt away or something

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carnivorous-cat:

billygaycyrus:

remember when people on tumblr used to say “WHAT IS AIR”

 I CAN’T EVEN

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vvaddles:

venezitos:

chi11i:

there is someone singing the american national anthem outside

i live in england

same here, people were celebrating and singing at 1am

and i live in italy

do you guys understand the concept of american people living in other countries

(via toodopetoexist)

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settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

(via hotboyproblems)

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working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(Source: flwrlv, via omgphantastic)

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yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via pizza)

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