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earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them

(via fuck-yeah-tennis)

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do u think starbucks writes the wrong name on purpose bc then ppl will post a pic of it & they get more free advertising

(via nishlo)

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What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

(via keptin-james-tiberius-twerk)

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If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

(via sassless)

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The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

(via keep-calm-and-press-on)

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Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

(Source: kingmunsterxvii, via humoristics)

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If you judge someone because their clothes isnt name brand then congrats you have allowed peer pressure and social standards to get the better of you.

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my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(via baggedpotato)

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It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

(via hotboyproblems)

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my brain has too many tabs open

(Source: winterfingers, via lindsaylohoean)

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*makes typo*

*deletes typo*

*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

(via generalbooty)

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