eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

(via mcvulcanuggets)

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blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

(via lalalaa-xxi)

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ammarmali:

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

(Source: ammarmali, via hotboyproblems)

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suckmyvertical:

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

(via eloquentsummers)

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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via tinaburrit0)

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tupacabra:

*snapchats doctor* does this look infected 2 u

(via tinaburrit0)

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Why is KFC chicken but their gravy is brown like beef gravy

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edwad:

like herpes is built up like this big evil thing and really its usually just like a mild annoyance and people are just scared of it almost solely because they don’t want to be judged for having it 

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untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

(Source: gingerbreadlou, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

(via maclonnatella)

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You know how we get embarrassed about our past selfies? I wonder if directors feel that way about their movies.

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